Downtown Business Group Cites ‘Tangled Display’ Fee Following Typo

A misplaced comma leads to an unexpected 'convenience fee' for a beloved holiday light display, sparking debate and delight.

Office Party Season Explained by Untested Chatbot After Single Resident Query

A routine resident inquiry about office party protocols has led the city's Transit Committee to deploy a brand-new, unvetted chatbot. The results are, predictably, festive.

Congress Replaces Debt Ceiling With Suspended Ceiling Tile Everyone Agrees Not to Look Above

The bipartisan renovation gives lawmakers several more inches of fiscal headroom and one mysterious water stain.

Nation’s Wealthiest Families Escape Heat Wave by Moving Summer Homes Slightly Farther From the Sun

As temperatures climbed, affluent Americans discovered the most exclusive cooling strategy yet: leaving the planet before brunch.

Nation Agrees to Pretend Group Chat Notification Never Happened

The bipartisan silence lasted nearly four minutes.