Breaking-ishLocal News Station to Air ‘Live’ Coverage of Clock Change From Studio Lit Like a Casino at 2 AM Breaking-ishThe 2:00 A.M. Hour Declared Person of the Year by Fall Back Fan Club Breaking-ishTime Zone Ombudsman Orders Neighboring Counties to Stop ‘Looking at Each Other’s Clocks’ Breaking-ishChurch Bell Tower Accidentally Rings 13 Times During Fall-Back, Declares Miracle Breaking-ishAirport Baggage Committee Blames Late Luggage on Hour That ‘Technically Never Existed’ Breaking-ishAlarm Clock Amnesty Program Lets Residents Discard Guilt Over 6:47 AM Alarm Breaking-ishMunicipal Squirrel Liaison Reports Squirrels ‘Completely Unbothered,’ Calls Them ‘Suspiciously Prepared’ Breaking-ishDST Transition Committee Apologizes for Spring Forward, Offers Fall Back as ‘Consolation Hour’ Breaking-ishLocal News Station to Air ‘Live’ Coverage of Clock Change From Studio Lit Like a Casino at 2 AM Breaking-ishThe 2:00 A.M. Hour Declared Person of the Year by Fall Back Fan Club Breaking-ishTime Zone Ombudsman Orders Neighboring Counties to Stop ‘Looking at Each Other’s Clocks’ Breaking-ishChurch Bell Tower Accidentally Rings 13 Times During Fall-Back, Declares Miracle Breaking-ishAirport Baggage Committee Blames Late Luggage on Hour That ‘Technically Never Existed’ Breaking-ishAlarm Clock Amnesty Program Lets Residents Discard Guilt Over 6:47 AM Alarm Breaking-ishMunicipal Squirrel Liaison Reports Squirrels ‘Completely Unbothered,’ Calls Them ‘Suspiciously Prepared’ Breaking-ishDST Transition Committee Apologizes for Spring Forward, Offers Fall Back as ‘Consolation Hour’