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The Plunger of Shame
Our fantasy league’s last-place trophy is a toilet plunger spray-painted gold. We call it the Squeaker. It lives on the loser’s mantle for a full year, and there are engraving rules. Big D was…
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Our fantasy league’s last-place trophy is a toilet plunger spray-painted gold. We call it the Squeaker. It lives on the loser’s mantle for a full year, and there are engraving rules. Big D was…
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The Regional Nap Accreditation Board voted 7-2 on Friday to formally certify the extra hour gained on November 1 as “a legitimate nap,” ending…
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